Jun 11 2011

Day 1 –
Reps swarmed to waves to await the bikini clad summer breakers and help them check in for the best 96 hours of their life. Whilst everyone was getting acquainted with their caravan, or setting up camp we were whisking Kissy Sell Out over to Newquay in a spangly aeroplane to absolutely smash it up in Waves as the cast from the only way is Essex danced the night away. With more energy than the Duracell bunny. Kissy caressed the Summer Breakers with sweet sweet music and set a benchmark electric atmosphere for the next 4 days of fun.

Day 2 –
With a bit of a hangover we dragged everyone to the beautiful Fistral beach to enjoy DJ sets from Josh Hughes, Coop Deejays and our very own competition winner Dave Johnston. By lunchtime the beer deck was full of satisfied punters having feasted on the finest fish and chips Newquay has to offer. A full day of sunshine later we dragged everyone back to site to get ready for the evenings antics.
During the bus runs to Berties a massive Decker managed to completely destroy our Summer Break arch way, it was like Cornwalls answer to total wipe-out. Apart from that everything went smoothly and Sub focus completely destroyed Berties with a bass line dirtier than Ryan Giggs.

Day 3 –
With poor weather looming people grabbed the chance for a much needed lie in, around lunch time people began to surface, and the boy dressed as a giant banana ALL WEEK finally emerged in normal clothes! Most of the punters swarmed into Newquay to grab a pasty and a Berocca and fetch last minut fancy dress attire for Film Stars night!
The evening saw Example and his guestlist drink a reasonable amount of vodka in Sailors fabulous VIP booth before he absolutely tore up the stage with DJ wire, he went down a complete storm, although one confused partier asked him if he had any Wu Tang Clan…Awkward!

Day 4 –
Probably funnier than Michael Macintyre on a good day – we set up a HILARIOUS competition in the beach bar at Fistral which saw reps and punters battling it out to become the ‘Pegs on face champion for 2011’, ‘Cracker eating king’ and ‘marshmallow fellow of the year’.
One eager lad managed 65 pegs on his face before surrendering due to severe flooding in the bar from the sheer amount of dribble cascading from the pegs on his lips! All of the cracker eating champs managed to munch their way through a whole packet of Jacobs EACH before we awarded them ALL winners and gave them a free pint of Cornish Rattler.
With a bit of a chill out to the dulcet tones of comp Winner Dave Johnson everyone re-fuelled in preparation for the last night’s imminent frivolities.
Reps were on high alert for any cases of ‘Grabbing’ as Big Fat Gypsy Wedding took over waves as a swarm of tutu clad, lip glossed, high heel wearing punters (and that was just the boys) greeted the stupendous Annie Mac as she absolutely destroyed the dancefloor. It was a case of go hard or go home as she bopped her curly head like a kick ass female version of the Churchill dog!
With heavy hearts we sent everyone to bed *cough – caravan parties* and managed 2 hours sleep before jumping out of bed again to wave everyone off on the long journey home. And there it was, Summer Break week one 2011 – DONE!

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